4 year old calls 911 for math help
IF THE NEXT ZELDA ISN’T A MM/ALTTP REMAKE I WILL ABSOLUTELY be okay with it because i actually enjoy the zelda games as they are and look forward to future titles
This is how Lincoln would have ended if Quentin Tarantino had directed it.
I MUST HAVE SCREAMED “WHAT” AT LEAST 36 TIMES
WHAT
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO
make a text post
Plot Twist: I know what air is
Plot Twist: I can
Plot Twist: I am able to even
Plot Twist: I’m not even 1% done with this yet
dare to dream, fangirls
This post wins a few of the awards
^!
Is this what it feels like to have a period?
yes
exactly
roughly, yeah
that is actually the best description ive ever come across. It’s like this exactly
I wonder if people realize we’re not even being sarcastic.
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
only the tasty ones.
